Our Secrets

Coming soon, but my #1 secret if you live in Madison is to get Zep's acidic toilet bowl cleaner. Stuff with bleach will never fix the hard water stains, and that's why it looks dirty.

Busted!

You caught me!

I have ADHD, and used the time-honored technique of "create a huge inflexible deadline to get things done" that got me through college to finally make a web site. Naturally, this meant writing most of it the night before the Disability Pride Fest. It went better than I thought, but isn't complete. I still need to make this page, sorry. If you need info that should be here, feel free to email. Mention that you saw one of these pages for an extra 5% off your first cleaning. Thanks for helping me with accountability!